how to make an indian explode!

its been soooo boring these past weeks!!
have nothing at all to blog about, plus a brother gets lazy!
anyways i got suited up for a dinner recently have to say,
brother looks sharp in a suit =)




hehe but sadly we just couldnt afford the liquor there.
then i went down to 7E to get myself the old black beauty
BOY,SHE WAS SWEEEET!!!

have u ever notice how messed up most photo's are???

these are sum..

its been awhile

sadly it has been a pretty boring week for the ss17 family and namely myself.
its has been just exams and lunchin' with the guys.
apparently maple is back in town! love that game.. cute but "deadly hahaha.
thats why wei wen is sooo into it. =)!!


how adorable!

christmas is around the corner. and for those who love to read i got a job in MPH for 20 days (then im gonna say my cat died) and go all runaway bride! so if u wanna buy a book from them holla at a brother. =)

sunday, monday happy days!

the week has just started..
started the oats diet!!
man it sucks wei... feel like a freaggin grandpa!
lets start from sunday shall we??

SUNDAY!
we went to visit and talk 2 JC(jesus) as usual..
and followed up by family makan session.
we met my cousin glen and his family + his in-laws..
at this place called "beetle leaf"
the food there was NASTY...


looks like a chinese mans toilet bowl after he eats spicy stuff...
ERGHGHH

and to top it all of the kids were crazy man


ok la not THAT CRAZY!!!
but they were on glucose man... i honestly think that kids these days either
watch to much MTV or EAT TO MUCH FUGGIN SUGAR!!
and between u and me i got a back hand bitch slap from 1 of them.
that kid is gonna be a real ACE!



MONDAY!

it was pretty boring cuz it was raining as usual.
At about 12 o clock i called nim for lunch...
he was talking crap all the way!(we all know how he is when he is hungry)
anyways we went to the market to buy lunch...
when we finished our routine after eating i went to throw away the bud of the fag..
so nims dog (crystal/krystal) was damn hyper...
it ran around everywhere and when i went to throw the stuff away
she fugging barked at me!!

DEMON KRYSTAL LVL 25

den when i move closer she shuffled and ran!!!
i thought shee was gonna kill me man...
my hair all stood up! shit!!
gives me the jeepers just thinking abt it!

we closed the day with a couple o games of dota then i downloaded sum movies!
oh yeah and not to mention my wife and kids was hilarious wei!
KK .. boi boi

send my love to your mother =)

Friday Night Lights!

It was friday and we all know what that means right??
PARTY!
anyways chris tay had just finished his SAM finals (woohoo..)
so we all thought of going out to drink and get wasted,
but you see the thing about chinese people is that they want the best of both worlds...
meaning they wanna get drunk but they dun wanna be cheap...
?????? what the hell??
i tell u if my dad was there.. f*ing kena bitchslap!!!


BACK TO THE STORY!!
nim,bryan,daniel(nim's younger but bigger brother), wai chun and chris was supposed to go eat 2gether,
but as usual we ditched chris and wai chun for undisclosed reasons??
we makan nicely then headed back home..
when suddenly we get a call from..... CHRIS!!!
he suggested that we go to station 1 and get a beer (blardy macha) hahahaha,
but as usual indians we couldnt resist the powers of alcohol!!
so we agreed..
On the way there.. we see sum chick's car parked under a tree at 10p.m.
she is in the car with sum dude..
ok come on what could they possibly be doing in a car at night under a tree???
so nim suspected she was blowing sum air into the trumpet la ;)
so bryan being the hero tht he is jammed the brakes right next to her car...
and guess wat... she blinking popped out from under the steering wheel??!!! 1
HaHAHAHAHAHaHAHAH!!!!

MOMENTS LATER...

we had just had finish our bottle of beer,
wai chun being the sweet angel he is paid for me O=)
there was this chinese dude singing (supposedly a professional la)
dude.. i bet a wounded dog can sing better wei!
then the most hilarious thing i ever seen in my life.
JOHN(whos face was red) told CHRIS that his face was red...
and the tone he was using is like 'damn ur a noob drinker'
hahahaha (lame) but u have 2 be there..


in the end we all went back home after our night caps and went to bed!
NIGHT

La Familia

time to introduce the family, bitches.
as this is a blog which revolves around me and my friends
it would be weird if i didn't introduce them to you
if your mind is saying "aha"
then ur a blinking genius!




kumar a.k.a mark



Chris tay *drunk*


nim mcfag



bryan tan


tim(oldest friend) and wei wen
(haih chinese people... sometimes u don't even know em)



Chris Yoong!


Samuel chew.. *its ok i have seen worse*

heard of the story the man behind the iron mask???

this is john... without his specs!!
scary isnt it... (BOO)!




from the left : me, dom, pris, celina, ed vinn and KAI



The undisputed sohai-ness of the KK gang is never forgotten



bottom right counter clockwise: Jian Sheng, Boon Giap, Kai, Jia Jun, mattew, tommy and JQ & jo ng!!!



my boy from the north side.. chan!


manraj



adipah!


mandeep!



jay!

My Daddy is selling Drugs!

I swear my dad is selling drugs! (theoretically speaking of course)...
He has just bought an HD LCD Flat Screen TV and a Morris Minor,
CAN U BELIEVE THIS!!
this is coming from a man who would save money on cooking oil!

RANDOM SECTION BELOW!
to sum things all up what we have discovered within this week of school holidays,

1. chris,bryan and i have noticed that our good old friend nim has to say MOFO in everyline.
2. i finally got to watch {outsourced}
   

which is an uber cool movie

but i dun wanna sound racist but i have to (many apologies)
but a white man living in india is blardy funny! the imitations he does of an indian
can jus crack you up thinking bout it!
(IMAGINE IT)
oh yea and i called a black guy nigger!!!
(i swear it was by accident)
oh come on la we are in Malaysia how often do we hang out with black people??
but for the heck of it, I DID IT MAN!
I CALLED HIM THE N-WORD! hahahaha.
thats it for tonight. momma gonna go tamil movie on me!
NIGHT!

its raining raining raining!

gosh it has been nearly a month of rain! nasty wei..
but the good thing abt all this is that we get to spend more family time.
the bad part abt this is that we never get to go out and play or hang out.
could u ever imagine if the scenario of your very own neighborhood to do sum Geri Halliwell video...

or maybe not.. hahaha.
but u know we can still enjoy it one way or another.
Indians prefer scrabble and Chinese prefer mahjong....
but what do the others do??
MARBLES??
making satay??
stealing our scholarships??
that remains a mystery.. hahahaha

I am the elephant man!

This is the first ever post of ma blog. nothing happened today. thank u =)...... i past my undang test today. studied hard and prayed even harder to the biggest celebrity in the world the big JC, Jesus Christ!! anyway i failed the first time around but the second time i passed it wit flying colours. and those people who passed it with out studying i swear they slept with the registration nanny hahahaha. thats it all for tonight. and as for the heading its a very famous song sung by the one of the greatest bands in the world THE BEATLES
P.S
if u ever get the time to download this just remember they were high on hashish(the formula for a masterpiece)

peace out.......word to your mother!